Before starting your successful weed gardening you must ensure you have ample grass, flower beds and vegetable patches for them to grow.

Many people often make the mistake of not determining the difference between flowers and weeds. Indeed this can be difficult as some weeds have the same distinctive features, such as coloured bits on them.

I’ve found that the following steps can be taken to ensure good growth and a fine array of colour and texture.

1. Stay in all day and watch the various TV programmes on how to sell your house, move to the country, sell your family treasures and what life is like in a typical Australian Street.

2. Make sure your lawnmower has not been serviced for at least four years.

3. Place all gardening tools at the back of the Shed behind the Golf Clubs and boxes full of stuff which may come in useful one day.

4. Ensure you have a busy social life and are creating business wealth in your local Public House Establishment.

5. Place your Gacebo where climbing bind varieties can show off their blooming attraction to full potential.

Maintenance

Many people find that sitting on the Patio helps. Talking to weeds won’t help growth, but talking about them will. Your partner reminding you they should be trimmed back will always do the trick thus ensuring good healthy growth.

From a frugal point of view, they are very cheap to maintain. Simply by not buying any deterrants will help no end. Lawn feed and and any other fertilizer you may have laying around somewhere will add speed to their growth even more.

The Vegetable Patch

It’s always a joy when walking around your weed garden to find the odd onion or cabbage you lovingly sowed there in Spring. It seems the weeds love you doing this.
Another advantage of this is, if you like baby vegetables, they will never grow more than half the size they’re supposed to be and look quite delicious on the plate.

Pets

Pet’s will love the weed garden and spend many happy hours losing themselves amongst the overgrowth and playing with their little mates like Shrews, Field Mice and Rats.
Chickens also enjoy this and if you have vegetables, be sure that your weeds will be safe and only those annoying Cauliflowers and Brussel Sprouts will be lost.

My research for writing this article did not find any books whatsoever on this subject, nor has TV’s Gardeners World done a special on it yet. So it would seem the secret of success in this type of cultivation is quite simply doing nothing.
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