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Does anyone grow their own maggots?
Not since I started washing regular like)t'
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Help please chickens acting up

Supernanny says ... one minute on the naughty step for each year of the chicken's age)t'
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I wish this thread was stickified ... it took me ages to find it (because the words replies, you, like, to and make are too common to appear in the search{rofwl} ) and by the time I'd typed that it was nowhere near as funny as it was in my head!
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'A Limp, some sneezing and a snot bubble?'
Dom can't help it you know.)grin2(
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"Blue Tits in the Chimney !! "
Get her to wear a jumper next time
(sorry resisted it for as long as I could)sh
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Some of these replies are crackers! Im in stitches Keep it all as by the time I think of something funny to a thread post Ive forgotten it!}hairout{
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Rain, oh dear!
Santa's only Irish Reindeer.
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"Dog Tease "
No thanks, I prefer cream ones
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Have you thinned your Plums?
No, I blo*dy haven't and I'm happy with them thanks.....)run(
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Have you thinned your plums?
No i always walk like this!!!!
If you always do what you always do ,you will always get what you have always got!
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Steve and Madmum - you have both beaten me to it!{rofwl}
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there's a rat-
In my kitchen what am I gonna do theres a rat in my kitchen what am I gonna do, Im gonna eat that rat thats what im gonna do...... do do do do do
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Pea pods for hens?
You won't fit many in one of them.
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Chicken bunting
Well they are not happy but are finally attached and are hanging around the decking area!!
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Re: Taz bought me my girls!
by madmum » Today, 14:16
Bless them!!We soon forget how precious they are when they first come out!!It is good to be remnded!!
Your chickens are gay ?
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