I spent ages looking for a thread I thought was there
Cracker Jokes
Got all involved in reading about 4 years worth of members chats - we had some interesting discussions back then.
And all because I had a silly thought (remembering something my father used to say).
So here you are then - What did the last onion say?
Another cracker joke
Another cracker joke
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Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
Re: Another cracker joke
Not sure what the last onion said, but I picked up some bees today and when I got home I found there was one extra, I rang the guy I got them from and he said "Don't worry, it's a free bee!"
I know that is bad!!
I know that is bad!!
"Not all those who wander are lost"
Re: Another cracker joke
Groan. How long did it take you to count those bees?
The last onion said "that's shallot"
The last onion said "that's shallot"
Dance caller.
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Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
Re: Another cracker joke
What do you call a pea that pops out of the pod onto the floor while you are shelling them?
Dance caller.
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Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
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Re: Another cracker joke
I'm not usually good at cracker jokes but I think I got this one - an esca-pea.
Re: Another cracker joke
Yes. My daughter's comment when we were shelling peas one day.
Dance caller.
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Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
Re: Another cracker joke
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
"Not all those who wander are lost"
Re: Another cracker joke
I don't know. What
is
the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Dance caller.
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Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
Re: Another cracker joke
oh dear
Dance caller.
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Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
Re: Another cracker joke
Not sure if you know this but if a bear has shoes and socks on it still has bear feet! Boom! Boom!
Yes they get worse
Yes they get worse
"Not all those who wander are lost"
Re: Another cracker joke
Not sure if I can bear it
Dance caller.
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Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire
Sunny Clucker enjoyed Folk music and song in mid-Cheshire