Well I have finally gained access to Mr Boss man's laptop, he has been hogging it lately planning his after Brexit strategy you should hear some of his ideas
the man must have fallen off his perch and banged his head, we have been having a right cluckle listening to him!
Anyway a quick catch up, white girl my little love has been residing with the Boss after damaging her leg and side, the vet said "dispatch her" but the Boss man's Hen said "No!", so he donned his nurse outfit (what a sight that is!
) and he has been looking after her, I saw her today during our weekly health check in the big coop and she is happily limping about now and nearly back to her normal weight, though I was not impressed seeing her snuggled down in the hay next to that rabid rabbit Percy, traitor, she will give him the impression we like him!
Talking of our weekly health check, I was not impressed today, not impressed at all, the Boss man said my "activities" had been causing some injuries to my young ladies and I needed sorting! Well my comb turned white with fear
and before I could cluck or crow in protest he whisked me up and....................... gave me a manicure or should that be a pedicure or even a spuricure, whatever, he held my feet and filed, yes, he filed my spurs! My lovely spurs! And I will tell you not with a delicate nail file but with a metal rasp file! Boy did my lovely hens laugh when they saw what he done, my comb dropped in shame but at least he did not apply any claw varnish, imagine it, me, Blackie aka Michael Caine strutting with pink claws, I would never have lived it down!
Sorry I drifted off subject there, all my other girls are fit, healthy and being very productive. Also, I did notice in the Boss man's big coop there are more little feathery friends, cannot wait to be introduced to them.........................
Time to sneak away now for a final meal of apple and rice before bed, Cluck Cluck to all my feathered friends out there and to those no longer with us I hope your Keepers remember all the good times I mean we do make you smile and laugh don't we???