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Seeing her young chick run out into a busy road, the mother hen said, "If your father saw you do that he's turn over in his gravy."

Why did the chicken run across the road?
There was a car coming.

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit miffed, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"